WTS TEAM FATTSON VENDOR HOUSE!

Fattson

Grandmaster
We've moved to our new and permanent location. One screen south of Silly Santa's vendor house and same screen as POWER vendors as well as the beautiful @Tac0bell 's vendor shop. We're six vendors strong and more are on the way.

Need a vendor? PM me. Rent is 2500 a week.

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Fattson

Grandmaster
Wanna sell some bods? We're setting you fellas up for CCCHHHEEAAAPPPZZZZ. Only till the end of the month though! LAWL. PM me.
 

Fattson

Grandmaster
New vendors have been added!

We've got bods. And bods. And then some more bods.

Skill scrolls.

Bod cloth.

Dexxer suits and mage suits.

Recall scrolls, runebooks, and instruments.

Holla at ya bearded boys.
 

CAPTUN AUSTRALIA

Grandmaster
@Fattson - that house sign "GIVING ZERO SHITS SINCE 2013" is a complete lie.

When i took down your e-girlfriend @Mango at the vendor house you cried and cried until the tears flooded so badly that skype had to be evacuated.
 

Fattson

Grandmaster
@Fattson - that house sign "GIVING ZERO SHITS SINCE 2013" is a complete lie.

When i took down your e-girlfriend @Mango at the vendor house you cried and cried until the tears flooded so badly that skype had to be evacuated.

For someone who claims to have a penis, you sure do spend a lot of time acting like a ***** on the internet.

Think I'll call you Shini Jr.
 

Fattson

Grandmaster
I wasn't the one begging for my e-poons items back...

Not only did I not beg but I didn't even ask.

So now you've proven yourself to be a ***** and a liar. All in one thread. Good work.

I'm gonna put you on the ignore list with the rest of the bitches, liars, and scum bags of uof.
 

CAPTUN AUSTRALIA

Grandmaster
Not only did I not beg but I didn't even ask.

So now you've proven yourself to be a ***** and a liar. All in one thread. Good work.

I'm gonna put you on the ignore list with the rest of the bitches, liars, and scum bags of uof.

When 2 separate guild mates ask "what i did to @Fattson to make him rage so hard" when i logged in - i think it brings merit to my claims.

I'm sorry to hear @Mango e-broke your heart from my annihilation.

Although, I am enjoying those 10 yards of fallon cloth, and made quite the profit on the rest of her wares.
 

Mango

Grandmaster
I am not sure why I keep getting tagged in this thread. You killed a crafter and was rewarded with a random box of cloth. It's part of the game.

I'm not mad, I still have hundreds of yards of bod cloth, thousands of bods, and many-millions in gold.

tl;dr: I died, not the first time.
 

CAPTUN AUSTRALIA

Grandmaster
I am not sure why I keep getting tagged in this thread.


Fattson had a rage fit to my guildmates on skype, laughs were had - contradictory to his original picture of the vendor house sign.

Your death was worthy for the
archives though - dying from 3 paralyzes and 3 explode pots from a dexer who was banned from a house.
 
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