Nidhoggur
Expert
Just imagine moving out of the trashy e-trailer park we call Yew and into something this regal...
Location, Location, LOCATION!
My quest to liberate the good people of Britain from the East St. Louis-like feel of Yew continues in style!!
An exquisitely roomy 15x11 homestead that includes all the finest perks:
NO SPAWN.
PRIVATE CLEARING.
CLOSEST HOME TO SACRIFICE SHRINE.
HIGHLY DESIRABLE 4:3 ASPECT RATIO.
THREE STORIES.
AESTHETICALLY PLEASING NEIGHBORHOOD.
NO ROOM FOR A YOOBIE (Person who hails from Yew, help it catch on, unless YOU'RE a filthy Yoobie) TO SMUSH A 7X7 NEXT TO YOU.
Rumor has it that legendary comedian Carrot Top used to live here but accidentally let the house decay while on a tour of Australia (Don't believe me? Go ask Lucy Starr). If you've been watching the housing boards you will quickly realize how amazing this location is and how rarely offerings are found that are both affordable, and far above average in quality. Your new home is more than a dirt plot, it's the backdrop to your e-life. Spend the extra gold on something that will make you feel like a champ every time you log in. It's time to decide how you see yourself and how you want to be seen by your fellow citizens. Sure, you could save some change, borrow your moms Ford Aerostar and head down to Yew for a discount plot crammed into a field with a-hole neighbors and some guys three-story hideos house looming over your doorstep.. or you can choose right damn now to take a stand and demand better.
More enjoyment. More satisfaction. More beauty. More functionality. Higher resale value. Not being a Yoobie.
400k B-b-but Uncle Nid, similar sized homes cost like 50kish less!
Maybe so, but those are crap placed, with no charm, no curb appeal, and are narrow and long rather than broad and stately. You're trying to compare a 1994 Geo Metro 3-cylinder to a 1998 Lexus LS 400 just because they both have four wheels. Just stop.
Come see for yourself why, at Uncle Nid's Used Homes, we're always rated #1 in Britania. Free rune with all purchases.